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Paris Hilton's Hawaiin vacation is probably not as sweet today. Yesterday, her granddaddy, Barron Hilton, announced yesterday that he will donate 97% of his $2.3 Billion fortune to charity. This includes all created trusts.

 

That money will be placed in a charitable trust that will eventually benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, raising its total value to about $4.5 billion. The foundation will help the homeless with housing and finding safe water. It will also help in developing countries. 

 

That charity does not include helping the selfish dumb whore skanks of the world therefore Paris is ASSED OUT!

 

Hopefully this skank has a good 401K put together, because that bitch is gonna need it. She only has a few moments left before the people buying her shit now realize that everything she touches turns to caca.

 

She's totally asking that parrot for a loan.  

 

Source: Reuters