Even He's In Hawaii?!

 

.....the hell?! All these fat, greasy whores get to be in Hawaii, but we don't. Something is seriously screwed up in this world. I thought Brandon Davis was broke as a joke! Maybe he's there as Paris Hilton's official genital wart popper.  

 

Okay, isn't he just a bit attractive? I mean...just a bit? You'd probably let him finger bang you. No lube required!

 

For someone who looks so damn dirty, he sure does have perfectly coiffed eyebrows!