Gummi Bear's Sexy Beachwear

 

I'm going to take a guess and say that Jason Davis' entire life is stuffed into that stunning canvas bag. It's probably filled with Arby's coupons, half-eaten Mars bars, a couple of laxatives and at least 3 of those super-stylish sarongs. Actually, those are probably tablecloths.

 

At least he's showing us some respect by covering up his man boobs. Now if he can respect us completely by swimming out into the ocean and joining his pod for good.

 

Image: Pacific Coast News