Pay To Party With Trash

Kathy Hilton and the Make-A-Wish Foundation have teamed up for an auction offering an invitation to party with Paris & Nicky Hilton on New Year's Eve. The auction benefits the Make-A-Wish Foundation. The winning bidder will win coach airfare from anywhere in the US for you and a friend, 2 nights at the Luxor (1 room), hair and make-up by Paris and Nicky's own stylist and tickets to the Hilton New Year's Eve bash at LAX.

That shit's on eBay with over 25 bids already. It's at $2,700.

They forgot to mention that a crab dinner is also included free of charge!

I'd rather just give the cash directly to the foundation and spend my NYE in a Motel 6 in Bakersfield, CA with a bottle of Boones Farm and a special performance by the local truck stop prostitute. It's practically the same thing, but with less diseases.