Carmen Electra's Truly Stupid Workout Video

Carmen Electra has a workout video out called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom. It should've been called Carmen Electra: I'm A Dumb Whore. Seriously, if I'm going to be writhing around in a bed like that, I want to be getting one of the holes plugged. I hate to be crude (actually I love it), but it's true!

The only workout that this video is going to bring involves the hand of a straight douche on his dirty peen, because no woman or gay in their right mind is going to do this stupid crap. She looks like she's trying to push a fart out.

Below is Carmen in bed with Ellen Degeneres the other day. I'm not sure this is what Ellen had in mind when Carmen told her, "Let's get in bed and workout!"