Seriously, Any Ho Can Get Knocked Up These Days!

 

American Idol skank loser, Jessica Sierra, is knocked up in the clink. Can I have her life? Sources tell TMZ the father is a "rapper." I'm sure it could be one of several rappers, because I'd be surprised if Jessica knew who the baby daddy was. She better book her appearance on Maury now.

 

Jessica not only has a baby to look forward to, but also a sex tape. Jessica's tape is supposed to be released next month.

 

She's currently in the slammer on two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery. She infamously told one of the cops upon her arrest that she would "suck his dick" if he let her go. 

 

That baby is probably praying for a miracle, because his or her life is already planned out. Its life will consist of waking mommy from a drunken sleep, making mommy a cocktail, calling 911 when mommy's boyfriend of the week gets too rowdy and holding mommy's hair while she vomits up her 10th can of Ballantine.

 

Sad.