Oh Wino! Why Bother?

Amy Wino visited her Blaaaaaaaaaake in the slammer today. She brought Christmas pressies and spent a few minutes primping in the limo. I don't know why? She's going to look awful either way. She shouldn't waste her time and she shouldn't put the poor, innocent mirror through the torture. Go have an ice pop instead Wino.

Prisoners can get Christmas pressies? What the hell do you get a prisoner? Condoms, smokes, crossword puzzles, antibacterial soap and dildos?