Possibly Maybe Engaged

Jessica Alba might be engaged to Cash Warren reports the SFGate . Jessica's Fantastic Four co-star, Doug Jones, was speaking at some film festival over the weekend when he said, "Jessica and her fiance are wonderful, and they're going to make the most beautiful babies ever." Basically, they don't want a bastard.

Jessica was also spotted wearing an engagement type ring the other day. She's already turned down 3 offers from magazines asking her to pose nude. Well, at least this girl has some brains. Posing nude while knocked up is OUT! Cover your shit up.

Here's Grouchy McGrouch leaving the Dior store in Beverly Hills yesterday. Jessica kept asking the paps to keep away and even had the fuzz escort her to her car. Stay home then you damn cow! And I love how that dude is trying to cover up her face below. He's doing a good job. Hahaha....I can still see her face dumb dumb! You failed at protecting Jessica. You are no bodyguard. Kevin Costner would not be proud.