Blue Balls

Meet 57-year-old Paul Karason from Madera, CA. 14 years ago Paul developed a skin condition called Dermatitis. To cure his condition Paul started drinking some shit called colloidal silver. Colloidal silver is made from extracting silver from medal. It's called a "cure-all" by its manufacturers. The problem is that Paul gradually turned a dark greyish-blue after he started drinking the crap.

Paul claims he turned blue, because one time instead of drinking it he just put it directly on his face. So why is his entire body the color?

The FDA claims drinking that toxic shit causes major side effects like turning your skin blue, seizures, kidney damage, headaches and fatigue just to name a few. The Argyria (what makes his skin grey blush) Paul suffers from is irreversible.

Paul said it isn't easy living with blue skin. When out in public people stop and stare and sometimes make comments. Paul rarely goes out, because of this. He said, "The only time now I really think about it or notice it is if we're out in public and people start staring."

Paul said he still drinks the shit, but not as much.

Sounds like the crap also effed up his brains. How many times do you think he's heard, "Paul, why so blue?"

Hmmm...do you think colloidal silver tastes delicious with vodka? Collotini!

Thanks Karissa