Thursday, December 20th 2007

Kate Moss Is Planning To Kill Pete Doherty's Fun

 
It seems like only yesterday Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were charming my black heart with their crackhead love. Oh how I miss them strolling down the street looking like methfaced alley cats.
 
Well, the love is lost. Pete Doherty plans to tell-all in a BBC documentary and Kate wants to stop him. Pete had planned to sit down for the documentary and also give them personal videos he made with Kate.
 
A source tells PageSix.com that Kate isn't having it. "If Kate does try to gag Pete it will come as a great blow to the production. Hopefully we can work something out with Kate and her lawyers."
 
Pete will reportedly net around $1 million if the deal for the documentary goes through.  
 
What the hell does Kate have to hide? We've seen her coochie, her titties and we've seen her snort coke. What's more to see? Just let Petey have his million. That's the most money he'll ever make and he'll waste it all on booze, kittens and crack, but that's his deal.
 
Kate Moss is a fun killer.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K