They Should Call Her "Grandma" Instead

 

Katie Holmes recently told Parade Magazine that Tom's two kids, Connor and Isabel, "are incredible, really smart and kind. They call me 'Mom'."

 

Those are fighting words. Nicole Kidman please get over here and slap some sense into that woman. Katie needs to a major beating from Nicole's rubber face. Please, like Nicole cares. She's probably like "Connor who?"

 

Here's Katie and Tom today leaving Raffles  L'Ermitage in Beverly Hills. Katie is looking more like a grandmother than a mother. Tom is stealing her youth and storing it in a bottle to give to Xenu. I know it.