And The Fake Bi-Chick Goes To....

Oh Dani! Come into my loving arms and I'll comfort you. Comfort you until I accidentally touch your girl thingy and then I'll have to let you go. So....last night was the season finale for "A Shot At Love" and just as I suspected Tila Tequila chose the cock. Fake bi-chicks will always choose dick before snatch. After choosing Bobby, Tila chased after Dani only to say goodbye. What a bitch!

Dani is better off. Now MTV can give her a reality show and that I can compete in. It should be called "Pretend To Be A Lesbian For Dani."

Apparently, Tila is still with Bobby and they are in love and crap. Yeah, I give it until next Tuesday.