Wino Arrested: Now She Can Be With Blake!

 

Amy Wino was arrested today on suspicion of perverting the course of justice. Sounds sexy. SkyNews reports she was arrested "by appointment" at a police station in East London. By appointment? They are so civilized in England!

 

No charges have been filed yet. SkyNews said, "It had been speculated that police might have an interest in any allegation about his wife's potential involvement."

 

Good. I hope they throw her in the same cell as Blake, so she can quit bitching about being away from him already. Jail will do her some good. Dry her ass out.

 

I need a mug shot bad though. It would be perfect for my Happy New Year's card!

 

UPDATE: Wino's out on bail until March 2008!