3 Martini Breakfast

 

Happy Hour for Amy Winehouse happens a little earlier than normal. Wino was out drinking with her pals at 6am. Yesterday morning she was boozing it up with friends before going to church. Well, church being the deli. I mean, she does worship candies and crisps.

 

MTV reports that Wino has been put on suicide watch, because she can't live without her Blaaaaaakeeeeee. Wino will also be questioned by police this week in Blake's case, because they think she might have been involved. 

 

Wino is my drunk idol. After boozing I can barely get my ass in a cab without throwing up all over the place. Wino can pull herself together and go to the store for milk and shit.