Denise Loses, VJ Wins

 

Last night was the season finales for both "Survivor" and "America's Most Smartest Model." Let's talk about Survivor first. My favorite from the beginning, Denise the lunch lady, lost hard. She came in 4th place, but the producers gave her $50,000 anyway, because Denise lost her lunch lady job. She's now a janitor at the school where she was working. Denise also said that she has a mullet, because she wants to have short hair for her job, but she likes to keep it long for her husband. She said she wants to look feminine him. Yeah, because nothing says hot sexy lady like a mullet!

 

That annoying bitch Todd won. Surprise, surprise.

 

Now on to America's Smartest Model. All I have to say is, The Soviet was robbed!!!! I'm surprised he didn't slap Mary Alice.

 

Below are Courtney, Todd and Denise at the Survivor after-party and Jenna Jameson, Ben Stein and VJ at the AMSM after-party.