Jessica Simpson Is A Bad Luck Charm

 

Jessica Simpson is ruining football! Jess and Papa Joe's creepy ass attended the Dallas Cowboys VS Philedlphia Eagles today to cheer on Jess' dude, Tony Romo. I don't watch football, because sports give me diarrhea, but a few of you wrote in about how much Tony sucked. Apparently it was one of his worst games. I blame it all on Jessica.

 

Jess wore Tony's jersey, but in pink. How fucking stupid is she? I guess they kept showing her dumbass on TV. Everything Jess touches turns to doody!