Saturday, December 15th 2007
Posh Beckham has denied claims that Becks' bulge was stuffed or digitally enhanced for his Emporio Armani panties ad.
She said, "I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
Damn, she's talking like Jordan. Unfortunately, the ad doesn't make his "tractor exhaust pipe" look big, it makes his nuts look like one huge ball. It looks like they shoved a grapefruit in there.
And please! Posh and Becks don't have sex. She probably says to him "Ok, you can jack off on me, but don't get the hair or face." She lets him do his busines while she flips through her Vogue magazine.