This dude claims he's the real Borat. Why would you want to admit that? - AP

Eric Bana is the latest Aussie rumored to play Steve Irwin - SAYOR

Did Anna Kournikova drop a ton of weight? - Gabsmash

The former Mr. Jennifer Garner gets engaged - I'm Not Obsessed

Kellie Martin pops out a kid. I hope Corky is the Godfather. - SOW

If you watched ET and The Insider last night, you got Part I of Anna Nicole's "MOST REVEALING INTERVIEW IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD" and a lot of grossness. They showed her c-section and it wasn't pretty. First of all, it looks like she got collagen injected like moments before and second of all, that's just nasty. I wonder how much they paid for this trash!?

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Pamela Anderson is currently in Vancouver filming “Blonde and Blonder” with Denise Richards. The film is being described as a female “Dumb and Dumber.” So, I’m guessing it’s a documentary? Anyway, she only agreed to star in the movie if her pet turtle was fake.

She said, "My pet is a turtle in the movie - animatronics of course. No real turtles are being used. No animals at all. It's an animal friendly set. That battle was won. Thank you."

Pet turtles everywhere are boycotting the movie, because Pam screwed them out of a job.

PS – At least Pam is being conscience now and covering up her fug face when her picture is being taken. That’s very nice of her and for some reason I really like Denise Richards. Cold hard (and used) bitches need to stick together.

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Wenworth Miller stopped into a L.A. area Kinko's the other today to google himself and read articles on himself. Couldn't he do this from the privacy of his own bed chamber? Ewww, their computers are ugly. He's hot though.

Why did Gavin Rossdale chop off those locks? Damn him. Here he is at some tennis event a few days ago. Now, he just looks like a Southern gay who collects ceramic ducks.

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Jerry Oppenheimer has penned a biography on the Hilton family called “House of Hilton.” While researching for the book he found that Kathy and Rick Hilton didn’t seem to mind that Paris Hilton’s crowning achievement, a homemade sex tape, took the world by storm.

He said, "I have family sources telling me that Rick and Kathy Hilton are proud of everything Paris has done, including the X-rated video that launched her to this international stardom, infamy and fame. It is a bizarre family. Behind the scenes her parents were not opposed to the video because that totally launched her."

He also said that Kathy has a lot to do with Paris being a faux celebrity. At a young age she allowed her to go to clubs and put make-up on her.

Kathy probably realized at that moment that her daughter’s sex tape was the biggest achievement in her daughter’s life. I mean she probably thought she was going to OD at 16 or get knocked up (which probably has) by 14.

Kathy is just as much of a media whore as her daughters.

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Carrie Underwear won big at the CMAs last night sending Faith Hill into a hissy fit. When Carrie was announced as the Country Female of the Year, Faith is seen saying to the camera "What" after throwing her hands up. Part of me thinks she was just joking, but still. Stupid slut needs to give the youngins their credit. Oh and Faith's hair belongs on a drag queen.

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Parasite Hilton famously started dating Nachos right after he dated Mary-Kate Olsen. Nicky Hilton is taking a cue from her skank sister and has recently started dating one of Ashley Olsen's exes. Nicky has been seen out with David Katzenburg. A source said, "They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together. They are trying to keep it quiet for a little bit and keep it on the sly."

Nicky recently broke-up with "Entourage" star Kevin Connolly after he cheated on her fug ass. It still boggles my mind when men actually want to date Nicky. She is straight-up wretched. Imagine her without expensive clothes and make-up. Seriously.

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Please, shut your thai hole! - NoAnjl

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A similar practice was used during Britney’s birth to Jayden. The Midwife and Kfed put on fat suits, Cut offs, and flip flops while sporting white witch hair on their heads and a corn dog in their free hand. -Fiz

Undecided on the next country of orgin for their adopted child, Angelina and Brad decided on a different country AND species. Meet Mandy-Pandy Jolie-Pitt. - Irish Freckle