Curious Whore

 

Paris Hilton has resorted to swinging from pipes like a monkey in order to get a little attention. Paris partied at Berlin's Maxx club last night and people looked like they could give a rat's ass. How do you say "useless skank" in German? Paris is in Berlin promoting her canned piss. 

 

In other skank news, Paris has vowed to go green . She said, "I changed all the light bulbs to energy-safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now. Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."

 

Paris has actually been green for a long time. The light bulb in her head is always off.