Waiter, There's Some Grease In My Soup

Guess who was having lunch with Fat Elvis aka Greasy Bear aka Brandon Davis yesterday? The one and only Fuggie Fug. Figures she'd dine with him. Two dirty birdies. She should dump that hot bitch Josh Duhamel and go with Fat Elvis instead. I'm sure he would be ok with her accidentally pissing in the sack. You know she does. He'd rub all over it, lick it and beg for more.