Shit Glitter

 

This Christmas why don't you get your loved ones a little gold pill that will make them shit glitter. Yes, this little pill is dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat-gold leaf. It's supposed to make your caca all glittery and shiny. Too bad it costs $425.

 

I could get the same effect by buying a bottle of gold glitter down at the 99 cent store, taking a poo and then pouring the glitter in the toilet. Same shit.

 

Now if it can turn my caca into actual gold and diamonds, then I'm in.

 

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