Pants Would Be Nice

 

What is wrong with pants? Pants do good things. They keep yours legs warm. They guard your genitals. Pants are our friends. So why do these twats turn their back on them?

 

Kate Moss forgot to wear pants to the Led Zeppelin tribute concert last night in Lond. She looks like she rushed over from "A Chorus Line" rehearsals, stole the love child of a zebra and a yak, hit it over the head, skinned it and then wore it out.