Doogie Howser's Not Gay?

Neil Patrick Harris aka Doogie Howser MD is fighting gay rumors after a story was published about him and an alleged boyfriend. This is what was said in the article:
"Nepotism is alive and well in Hollywood. Former Doogie Howser star Neil Patrick Harris, 33, recently got his longtime sweetheart David Burtka, 31, a guest role on his series How I Met Your Mother (airing Wednesday nights on CH). Burtka is an experienced theatre actor (he played opposite Bernadette Peters in Gypsy on Broadway and starred in the touring company of Beauty and the Beast) but also had small parts on episodes of The West Wing and Crossing Jordan."
This is what Doogie's spokeswhore said, "He's not of that persuasion." Is his spokeswhore a 70-year-old English librarian?! Who the hell says "persuasion?" Anyway, he's totally a fag and I know this for a fact. Ok, I don't but he is one...right?!
Afternoon Crumbs

Art my ass - Mollygood
Hayden Panettiere is going to grow up a fat ass - The Bastardly
Kate Bosworth buys groceries for show - Egotastic!
Cindy Margolis shows her 41-year-old snatch for Playboy - IDLYITW
Xtina is the corpse bride - Hollywood Rag
Justin Timberlake to host the MTV EMAs - Just Jared
Luke Wilson signs his soul over to Satan by starring in a Jessica Simpson movie - Popsugar
Kylie Minogue is gorgeous in Vogue - A Socialite's Life
Alyssa Milano's fairy Halloween - Hollywood Tuna
*Note* Like a dumb ass I accidentally deleted the first version of this. Bootleg.
ICYMI: Buckwild Gets "Fraudulent" on New York
I know I'm a bad Flavor of Love fan! I didn't do a recap on the reunion. The truth is, that shit sucked harder than Bootz in a room full of rappers. One of the highlights came when Buckwild threw her $3 Payless pump at New York. This shit was so planned, because dumb ass has put said shoe on eBay. I mean this shit made the Jerry Springer show look spontaneous. The other highlight came when Krazy squeezed her ass cheeks together to try and sound good while singing some beat down song. As New York would say, bitch is fraudulent!
Speaking of frauds, a few of you have written me on the status of Delishis and Foofy's relationship. Now that he's admitted to knocking up some broad with his 7th child....the status of their relationship has been questioned. Foofy actually knocked up the random ho before he started filming Flavor of Love 2. I've heard that he's still with Delishis, but who knows and who cares?
Another rumor is that he will appear on New York's reality show and beg him to take him back. When she denies him, he will again search for love on Flavor of Love 3.
PS - If you really want to get grossed out,
click here
to see a picture of New York and Pumkin kissing. I say ewww.
George Michael Quote of the Day!

"I don't have many gay fans. Gay fans are only interested when you're 'in the closet'.
"Once you're out, they don't give a toss."
Ryan Phillipe's Cash Cow

Not surprisingly, there is no prenup between Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe. Ryan could walk away with a shit load of cash. California law states that without a prenup, cash is divided equally.
Reese made $30 million for just two movies last year. Ryan makes around $2.5 million a film. Divorce filings are only days away.
If Ryan’s alleged affair with Abbie Cornish turns out to be true, who knows if he’ll get anything.
Suddenly, Mr. Phillipe is starting to look a lot hotter and a lot bigger in the dick area. It’s funny how millions of dollars can make a dick suddenly grow a few inches.
No Love For KFed

KFed tried to turn it out at The West Hollywood Halloween Carnival, but failed to impress. Even before the music started for his first song and current single Privilege, the boos hit. Half of the crowd filled the night air with their moans of displeasure forcing KFed to vacate the stage after only one song.
One Dlisted reader said the crowd hated his ass from the beginning and it didn't cheer until his shit was offstage. He also wore a cape which added to his douchness.
Dumb bitch needs to stick to what he does best...which is...um...err....well?
Check out TMZ to see some video.
She Has Sex?

Posh Beckham has said that the reason she got rid of her extensions had nothing to do with vanity. It seems that her fake hair kept falling out during sex with her hot-ass husband, David Beckham. Looks like he's a hair puller.
She said, "I was in the heat of passion and my hair extensions would come out - it was so embarrassing."
She actually does the deed? I didn’t think she ate nor had sex. She’s probably one of those broads that can’t take it like a champ. She’s probably always complaining about how it hurts and shit. I’m guessing David isn’t working large or else that thing would break her in three!
Dr. McBeatDown?

Patrick Dempsey’s first wife, Rochelle Parker, is claiming in court papers that he used to rough her up during their marriage. In the documents she claims that “while we were on the set of his [1987] movie ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ he beat me up because he wanted to see what it was like to beat a woman.”
The pair married back in 1987 when he was only 21 and she was 47. They divorced 4 years later when he apparently left her for somebody else.
After making those statements last week, Rochelle is backing off. She said the statements that were made back in 1991 were false and she was told to say those things.
Homegirl is just starting trash again. She started it back in 1991 for press and now this crap. Realize it sweetheart. By the by, Can't Buy Me Love is a hot movie.
The "Who Cares?" News

Madge tried to pay off David Banda's daddy - TMZ
Abbie Cornish denies being a homewrecking slut - SOW
Ivanka Trump goes through men like her daddy goes through wives - People
Courtney Love channels Britney Spears - Cityrag
Foofy Foofy has almost met his goal of having 10 kids! - People
Another Babes for Brangelina?!

Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie maybe pregnant. What's their reason? Cause homegirl ate some Mexican and is a little bloated. Oh and they also claim she's taking prenatal vitamins.
A witness who saw Angelina at the airport in India said, "When she got out of the car, she walked straight to the building, and she was messing around with the scarf, trying to cover herself with it."
Apparently, she's also not keeping down food. Big deal. I mean maybe she is pregnant, but I doubt it. Everytime a woman has a little bulge doesn't mean she's carrying a brat. Besides, she's more in the market of buying not baking.
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