Parasite is Totally Going to Ruin Christmas
Parasite Hilton’s debut album is a big-ass flop kind of like her bagina. Her record company still thinks it has some chance and will re-release it just in time for Christmas. She will also add an extra-track to entice idiots to buy it again.
Just in time for Christmas, eh? The perfect stocking stuffer! Meaning, one little push and it’s in the fire where it belongs!
Here some pics of Paris doing what she does best at the Jet club in Las Vegas on 10/22. The dude above is her current boyfriend, James Neate and the dude below is that skanky, Criss Angel.
Needless to say, she probably took both in her ass at the same time by the end of the night