Now I Know Where Paris Gets It From

 

Randy Jones of the Village People said he once partied with Kathy and Rick Hilton at Studio 54 back in 1977. He said when a rock rolled off the table, Kathy and Rick snorted lines right off the floor.

 

“There was one rock of cocaine left, and it rolled off the table. They just didn’t even bother bringing it back up to a hard surface - they just crushed it into the carpet and snorted it off that. Whatever Paris Hilton is, she came by it honestly.”

 

Kathy and Rick deny the incident.

 

Ok, how do you snort coke off the carpet? They must have some strong ass noses. A Dyson nose and shit. Fuck a vacuum! I'll just get Kathy and Rick to come over and get the hard to reach places in my apartment.