Petey Needs a Rehab Punch Card

Pete Doherty has found himself in rehab again after being arrested for being caught with crack last week. He has apparently been checked into a clinic in Portugal and will have the drug naltrexone, which reduces the craving for , implanted in his abdomen at the clinic at Oeiras, an oceanside suburb of Lisbon. Petey arrived last Tuesday.

Um...they could drain his blood and give him a new brain and he'd still be a crackhead. Let's be real folks...he looks hot in a skirt though.

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