Naturally, This Is The Next Step In Her Career

 

At first I thought this was Britney, but I didn't see a bird's nest on her head. It's that little sweet tart, Jessica Sierra! You know, the "American Idol" loser that was arrested last week and told the cop she would "suck his dick" if he let her go. Yeah, that skank.

 

Well, TMZ reports that a sex tape featuring this classy bird will soon hit shelves. Hit shelves, barf all over it and then offer to suck its dick. It's going to be released sometime before Christmas. Now I know what to get Paula Abdul!  

 

She was probably paid with Funions and a half-smoked pack of Pall Malls.