Damn Owen!

 

PageSix.com has a picture of Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson in Peru. Screw Woody, look at Owen. No wonder he gets all the hos. He is a Butterscotch stallion. I'd ride that shit till his crooked nose went straight. Fuck the nose straight! 

 

Although it's not all dicks and giggles in Peru. Living in Peru reports that a local cameraman claims the two dudes held him against his will as they attacked another photographer yesterday. They are apparently filing a police report against Owen and Woody. 

 

Owen and Woody are in town to visit a children's shelter they founded together.