I Need A Personal Umbrella Holder

 

Beyonce and other celebrities have right the idea. Holding your own umbrella is so cumbersome. I have loose wrists (NO JOKES! YOU HEAR ME!?) so a personal umbrella holder would do me good. Think of all the things you can do if you had someone holding your umbrella? You could keep your hands in your pockets, you could keep them at your side, you could slap someone and pull their hair, you could pet a dog and molest his owner at the same time, you could hold a cup of coffee and talk at the phone at the same time. It opens up a whole new world!

 

On the flip side, you'd have really have to trust the person holding your umbrella. They could easily play a joke on you and leave you all wet. I really wish that man did this to Beyonce. That would be funny.

 

Here's Beyonce, her P.U.H. and Jay-Z in Paris for Jay-Z's Birthday.  

 

 

Wenn , Splash