Now's Your Chance! BITE HER!

 

Rip her wonk out!!! 

 

Has Tinkerbell made a return? I get all Paris Hilton's mutts confused with each other. Anyway, Paris brought Tink out for a little shopping at Kitson in West Hollywood yesterday.

 

In other Paris news, she apparently gave Britney Spears a little advice. A "source" claims they overheard Paris talking to Britney at her birthday party this past weekend. They claim Paris said, ''Britney, you have to listen to people who truly are experts in entertainment. You can't be listening to friends, no matter how good or loyal they are, to tell you how to run your career.'' Paris told Brit to hire the best management money can buy and to also pay attention to her current endorsement deals ''or else those will go away and you'll find it harder to replace them with new deals and products.''

 

She also told her to cut back on her social life.  

 

I'm so sure! Paris was probably too busy sucking dick to give Britney advice. I have a little advice for the both of them, "Get fucked and then get lost!" Actually, I take that back. Britney can stay. She's more fun to make fun of.