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Lindsay Lohan works fast. She reportedly effed with Heath Ledger while she was in NYC over Thanksgiving and now she's rumored to be back with her ex, Nachos. Lindsay recently broke it off with that Riley Giles dude.

 

Page Six reports that at a recent party Paris tried to get with Nachos, but he wasn't having it and went to hang out with Lindsay instead. The source said he  "wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party." Nachos also used to date MK Olsen. That dude gets around. He must have the golden dick. What am I saying? To get with those skanks you only need a dick that works. Well, a dick that half works. I bet you Paris will try to fuck a flaccid penis.

 

In other Lohan news! "Someone" reportedly tried to sell off Lohan Thanksgiving pictures to the weeklies. "This person wanted $100,000 for a picture of Lindsay cutting the turkey surrounded by [mom] Dina and [sister] Ali. But [a week after the holiday] it wasn't timely. The price came down to $10,000, but no one bought them."

 

Let me guess....does this "person's" nickname rhyme with Bite Doprah?