Dr. Petey Is Here To Save The Day!

 

Dreamboat Doherty arrived at Amy Wino's East London home at 4:45 this morning. He left at 10:45am. Amy was seen moving stuff from her car where a photographer caught a mysterious bag of white powder. Oh that?! It's Ajax with Bleach! Wino doesn't care that she smells like a dirty diaper, but her home has to be spotless. It probably really is Ajax. Coke doesn't do the trick anymore, so she's gotta go for the real chemicals.

 

He showed up with a guitar, so maybe they are writing a song together. oh and by writing a song I mean smoking crack till their brains ooze out of their eye sockets. 

 

 

Mr. Paparazzi , Splash