It's Mah Birfdays Y'all!!!

Brit Brit Spears celebrated her 26th early yesterday at the
Scandinavian Mansion of Style party with her only friends, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone were also there, but I'm pretty sure they were there for that Scandinavian shit.

Britney looks gorgeous as ever with hair by Brillo Pad, coat by tacky and dress by barf. Couldn't they take the damn cake out of the box? At least ,it's not a Devil Dog cake. She's probably saving that for tonight.

Happy Barfday you crazy bitch! What do you think she wished for? I'm guessing she wished for her kids to be turned into two gigantic frapps. That would be the ultimate.