Speaking Of Fake Lips...

Paris Hilton has either been sucking too much dick or she got her beak injected. Maybe she got her beak injeced to improve her dick-sucking skills. That's more than likely. Here's Paris at Crimson last night to host a party for Ariva gum. It's these crap tobacco lozenges that are supposed to help you stop smoking. Bullshit.

And TMZ has this sort-of funny video of Paris leaving this party and getting into the wrong car. Some dude tried to kiss her and she practically jumps out the window. You know what they say. Hookers never kiss.