Britney. Pregnant. Shit Stains. Sex Room.

 

Looks like your breakfast is about to come up! Sorry about that.

 

Star Magazine (via Rush & Molloy ) claims Britney Spears has a "fantasy room" in her mansion which contains ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. The two floor room also has mirrored ceilings and other sex toys. The source also said Brit is "sexually obsessed" and has several sexy costumes she wears. 

 

The source also said Britney's white couch is stained with baby and dog shit and she never cleans it up. Tasty!

 

Britney's also knocked up claims "this source." DAMN! They said Britney admitted it, "Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked — almost four weeks to be exact."

 

So, let's see...shit stained couch....sex room...knocked up? Yup, that all sounds about right. Now excuse me while I pick my stomach up from the floor.

 

I'm sure it's not a sex room! That's where she takes the possums she catches in the backyard and tortures them before making stew out of them! Hey, don't judge. That's how hicks do it!