Paul Has Game

According to that highly accurate and always reliable magazine News Of The World, they are reporting that Paul McCartney is dating Rosanna Arquette. They allegedly enjoyed a romantic stroll through London and cuddled and kissed eachother goodbye. She supposedly also spent two hours at his home.

Word on the street was that he is currently dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell. What a player. What the hell is Heather Mills thinking of all this action Paul is getting? Bitches better install body guards and tweezers because you know they're gonna be hunted down and beaten with that peg leg of hers.