I Know What I'm Getting You For Christmas!

 

I've been stressing trying to figure out what I'm going to get people for Christmas and now I have the perfect gift! They are called Giant Microbes and they come in a variety of characters. Above is Chlamydia, Herpes, Syphillis and The Clap!

 

You whores probably already have all those things already, so I'll have to get one of the other characters. They have other diseases like Athlete's Foot, E. Coli and Rabies.  

 

The company that makes this shit says they make great learning toys for children. Um...like you really want your kid to be going to bed at night hugging Herpes!