LEAVE FRUIT ALONE!!!

 

Paris Hilton has become the toast of Shanghai! Good, she should stay there. She's still there doing what she does best. Texting and acting like a whore. That poor kabob of fruit. What did it ever do to deserve that sort of treatment?

 

Now who knows what kind of STDs that fruit has. Poor fruit.

 

I know I've said this a million times before, but that skank has the biggest feet ever. You know what that means. Big feet....BIG WHORE.