A Naked Wedding

 

A young couple in Australia got married live on the air of O 2Day FM today. Thankfully, it was radio and not TV. Call me vain, but if you're going to get married all naked and shit, shouldn't you do a couple of more crunches that day? Perhaps, skip breakfast so you don't look all bloated. That's how nude beaches are though. Mostly everyone there are people you don't want to see nude!

 

You may now kiss the bride. "I can't! My bloated gut is in the way!"