Gays Love Aliens

 

What is it about Scientology? They just grab on to those gays and don't let go! Travolta, Cruise and now Will Smith? Will told Men's Vogue that thanks to Tommy Girl he's been learning about Scientology.

 

He said, "I've studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I've studied Scientology through Tom [Cruise]."

 

He went on to say, "Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible. I don't think that because the word someone uses for spirit is 'thetan' that the definition becomes any different."

 

Jada Pinkett Smith apparently is also into that shit. The bull dykes love it too! A source told UsWeekly, "She's more gung-ho about Scientology than Will."

 

Why do lesbians always get "gung-ho" about things? Seriously! Parties at the Scientology Center must be the gayest events on the Earth. They probably dance to Kristine W with their shirts offf, pop E and "congregate" in the men's room.

 

Who are they going after next? Zac Efron? Ryan Gaycrest? Queen Latfiah?