"Girl, Is That MY Lancome Juicy Tube You're Wearing?"

 

Oh hell no! Zac Efron is gonna let that Vanessa Whateverthatslutsname is have it! Nobody wears his signature shade.

 

You know Zac doesn't even look gay to me anymore. He looks like a straight-up female to male tranny. That's some Boys Don't Cry shit!

 

Here's these two twinkies at a High School Musical 2 event last night in Hollywood.