G.I. HO

 

Sienna Miller will play that hot bitch The Baroness in the big-screen version of G.I. Joe. The Baroness is described as a raven-haired sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage. Sienna Miller is described as a dishwater blonde skilled in being a straight-up HO! 

 

The movie will be directed by Stephen Somers for a February start and an August 2009 release.

 

The story is set in...oh who cares! That shit is going to suck! Wake me when they make a big-screen version of "My Little Pony" starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Sheryl Crow, Heather Mills and Haylie Duff.