Jessica Seinfeld Couldn't Be More Annoying

 

Jessica Seinfeld went on "The View" this morning to whore out that cook book for kids where she puts spinach in brownies and other gross shit like that. Barbara Walters asked Jessica about reports that she stole her recipes from another book by Missy Chase Lapine that was published a few months before hers. Jessica was accused of plagiarism.

 

She said, "I can understand why she would be upset. You know, first of all when you have a huge success, you know this, people tend to look for the cracks, anything that would break you down a little bit. There's always negative where there's positive. This was such an immediate success, this book, that I think people were looking for things to pick a part, but I can understand why she would've been frustrated.

She did a book with a similar topic a few months earlier and it must have been hard for her to see how quickly my book took off. I never saw her book or her recipes. Never as a person would I do something like what I was accused of doing. I mean, I really didn't need to do this book."

 

Yes Jessica, because rich people do not lie, cheat or steal. There's no reason for them to. Rich people are angels and only do honest things.

 

I just want to take her nasty ass chickpea chocolate chip cookies and shove em down her fug throat!  

 

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