One Day

 

Mike Tyson was sentenced to 24-hours in the clink and 3-years probation for drug possession and driving under the influence. He faced up to 4-years maximum in jail for the charges. 

 

Mike was pulled over in Arizona last December. He was leaving a strip club. Cops found a couple of bags of cocaine on him and also witnessed Mike cleaning coke from his dashboard.

 

At the time, Minnie Mouse told cops that he liked to take coke "whenever he could get his hands on it." He also admitted that he likes to smoke coke in his ciggies.

 

Can someone at the court change the "hours" to "centuries" so we never have to deal with his stupid ass again. Nobody will notice or care. A sentence to 24 centuries in prison sounds about right.

 

He'll probably beat Nicole and Lindsay's record and sit in the clink for 10-seconds.