Oh Wino!

 

Stories about Amy Winehouse being cracked out are about as common as stories about Brit Brit running over somebody with her car. The trainwreck just keeps on choo-chooin'! Amy Wino busted on a flight from London to Glasgow, because she kept smokin' up in the toilet. The flight is about an hour long.

 

Amy reportedly kept locking herself in the toilet for 10-minutes at a time. Finally, an announcement was made. "Our famous little friend is smoking in the toilet. It's just that the smoke alarm hasn't gone off yet."

 

When Wino landed in Glasgow she was not arrested, because no complaint was filed. British Airlines said they would launch a formal investigation.

 

As if! You know if it was you or me we'd be sitting in some jail cell right now trying to cover up our butt from would be rapers! That Pete Doherty and that Amy Wino are above the law. Superheroes of crack!

 

Source: Daily Mail