I Can Breathe Again

 

Yes, I've been following this Nancy Grace hospital drama closer than I follow my own bowel movements (I keep a calendar). It's because Nancy is what I yearn to be. I yearn to be a 40-something Grade-A CUNT that will tear you a new one, but is also a little girl lost inside. Anyhow, Nancy is out of the hospital. REJOICE!

 

People reports that Nancy was released today after being hospitalized due to complications from her pregnancy. Nancy's twins are still in the hospital.

 

Nancy rep said, "'Home' is merely a word. Nancy and David are spending all their time visiting the twins at the hospital. Nancy hopes to bring the babies home for Thanksgiving. They have so much to be grateful for."

 

Home is merely a word? That is so touching. She must've gotten that from a damn pillow.

 

Now I can booze until my kidneys fall out this weekend without guilt. I was going to do that anyway, but my reason would've been to get over the pain of Nancy being in the hospital. See how that works? There's always a reason to booze!