Oh Honey! They Turned Your Mic Off....

 

Awwww! Bless her heart. Somebody needs to tell Posh that you really don't need a microphone when you're lip-synching. I guess it helps her get "into character." Whatever helps you Vicky! Let the baby hold her bottle!

 

And you look fabulous! Your titties have never looked wonkier!

 

The Spice Memaws performed at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in Los Angeles last night. It doesn't air on TV until December. They performed "Stop" and that Headlines song.

 

One audience member told the Daily Mail , "They obviously put a lot of work into their dance routines, but it was disappointing they didn't sing live."

 

Um....it would be disappointing if they sang live. Actually, it would probably be dangerous. If they sang live a few people would most likely lose their hearing and that wouldn't be very "girl-powery" now would it? Girl power does not involve causing people to go deaf!