Tofurkey!

 

Pamela Anderson and PETA hosted an all-vegetarian Thanksgiving at a Las Vegas homeless shelter yesterday. Pam is doing good things.

 

Pam said, "The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it's murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it's easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for."

 

Now, veggie Thanksgiving makes me think of one thing....TOFURKEY! Barf! Have you ever had that crap? It tastes like wet cardboard. My sister was a vegetarian for a while and she'd make me eat that garbage. I'd rather eat turkey caca than Tofurkey. The name is hot though. I should name my first born Tofurkey.

 

You know those people were pissed when Pam gave them a plate of that stuff. Where's the meat?!