Bring A Troll To School Day

 

I'm just going to get right to it. Radar reports that one of Lance Armstrong's 6-year-old twin daughters brought Ashley Olsen to "show and tell." Yes, the little girl showed off daddy's new girlfriend at her Texas school. A source said that "celebrities do this all time"

 

When Lance was dating Tory Burch, her son brought him to show and tell at his Upper East Side Manhattan school.

 

Those rich kids are so weird.

 

I brought an elderly turtle to my show and tell. I guess that's just like bringing an Olsen. Shit, I could've told my classmates that it was Ashley Olsen and they would've believed me.