Tuesday, November 13th 2007

And The Oscar Goes To........

 
In an interview with Blender Magazine, Heidi Montag said she would love to win an Oscar and that she reads the Bible. Did bitch chomp on AquaDots before the interview?
 
On her shitty ass engagement ring that was bought at ICE (a step up from Claire's): “It’s at home. I take it off at night because it’s big and I don’t want it getting caught in my hair or scratching my face, and I didn’t have time to put it on today.”
 
LIES! It turned her finger green.
 
On her career plans: “I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”
 
PLEASE! She'll be doing porn in 1 year tops!
 
On her ambitions: “I also plan to win an Oscar."
 
AS IF! The only Oscar this bitch is going to win is 4th runner-up in a Miss Oscar Meyer Weiner pageant.
 
On being a moron: “I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
 
UGH! You've gotten to where you are by being on your knees, but you weren't down there to pray. And reading "The Bible for Dummies" doesn't count, but nice try.
 
VIA People
 
Image: Pacific Coast News
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
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